Yesterday was a true shit show. There’s no way of getting around it. Despite a pretty stellar weekend and early Monday morning, the day turned sour as soon as I got to work and realized there was no coffee to be found.
Now, typically I don’t drink the coffee they make here in the office because it’s terrible. I honestly didn’t know you could make coffee this terrible. But apparently you can.
I haven’t really drank coffee in about 2 weeks because I haven’t needed and with my new diet you’re not supposed to drink it. I’m fine with this, even though there are some days where I miss coffee. And when I say “miss” I feel like my whole body will explode with longing for it.
Yesterday was such a day and when I saw there was no coffee made the day became sour. As it continued to get worse I wanted a cup even more. And as the evening became utterly disappointing I decided that screw this diet I’m having coffee in the morning.
I made coffee this morning.
And it. is. GLORIOUS.
Ode To CoffeeCoffee, oh coffee, with your taste so black
Won’t you bring my gladness back?
Two sugars, two creamers, a swizzle stick swirl
Won’t you give my taste buds a whirl?
Dark or mellow, flavored or plain
Won’t you help me be sane again?
Coffee, I love you, your taste is quite glorious
And after I drink you today is victorious!
<insert obligatory book talk>
Have a lovely Tuesday!