Top Ten Tuesday is a weekly feature created by The Broke and the Bookish. Every week they come up with a topic and invite whoever wants to add their own list to their own blog.
This Top Ten Tuesday is the Top Ten Books I’d Quickly Save If My House Was Going To Be
Abducted By Aliens Subject to a Zombie-pocolypse
Whatever… this could happen.
When I was little I had this morbid fascination of asking friends “If me and so-and-so were trapped in a burning building who would you save first?” I generally asked this of friends who had started hanging out with other friends and I was jealous. Clearly this was early signs of me being entirely too co-dependent and kind of a beyotch because no one really liked when I asked them that.
Here are ten books that I would save in the face of a zombie-pocolypse:
Lucy Sullivan is Getting Married
I’m going to be buried with this book. Mark my words.
This has some good training techniques for getting rid of zombies, such as shooting them in the head to kill them. Good to know. Good to know.
All the books in my Kindle
I think I just saved 20 books with one fell swoop.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
While I would love to save all 7 books, I’m afraid I’m not that strong. This one seems like the most worthwhile to save. Hear me out: everyone else is gonna save HP 1 – you know they are – so how fun is it gonna be when years from now, after all the survivors have gotten old and their kids are reading their tatty old copies of HP 1 , old lady me is gonna come out of my cave-house and cackle “Guess what young ‘uns! Harry Potter dies at the end of the series!” wahahaha
The Twilight Series
I’m applying some muscle here. I figure these will be good ammo for throwing at a zombie – they’re so big they could take someone’s head off!
I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
I’m gonna need to know how to cook and drink. This one provides tips for both.
For the kiddies. Annnnd me.
Sense and Sensibility
I’ve been meaning to read this for months. No time like hiding from zombies to catch up with a classic!
Any of my old romance novels
Depending on who’s left after zombie-pocolypse I may need to live vicariously through these books with Reginald’s quivering member.
Jellicoe Road (I don’t own this one… must buy before zombie-pocolypse)
Jonah effing Griggs.
This has been the most fun Top Ten Tuesday I’ve done yet! Thanks pals at Broke and Bookish!